waitwhatdidtheysay:

ladysnowofmpls:

automatic-caution-door:

ok this is really sweet

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Me at 4 am:
Beyoncé MTV VMA 2016 performance (FULL)

autohaste:

apimeleki:

please

People are posting pictures and not moments lmao I feel that

I’M FUCKING SVDMEAIGNADMKG

harleydeville:

*momentarily closes my third eye* yeah can I get a 20 piece nugget

wxspers:

90’s retro kfc in waianae, hawaii

jayoncecarter:

September 8, 2017

Beyoncé, Blue, Ms. Tina, Michelle Williams, Larry Williams, Larry Beyincé, and more serving the survivors of Hurricane Harvey in Houston.

going thru a lil dilemma but im chill

mama-joyce-tired-wig:

“Who said that?”

yoncevevo:

yall so white and anglo saxon

imnotjailbait:

shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

lordbape:

when i got kicked off the tennis court omg